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Ms Monster Bloopers
MsMonster sculpt is here!
Designed by Aaron Farmer, Marc Nordstrom
Sculpted by Moses Jean
www.mochiindesigns.com/
check out more shots at flickr.com/photos/msmonster
Ms Monster's Hel on Ice The Schlockumentary
Join the absinthe-fueled journey into the making of B-Minus presents Ms Monster's Hel On Ice.
The blue skinned mistress of midnite and her two monster melon cohosts bring horror, animation, b-movies and puppet mayhem to your screen. Sit back, relax and get your gore on!
Condensed for the web from the 2005 episode.
Ms Monster 2009
Special thanks to Isotope Comics, Uncle Mario, Bluebeard and all the rest of you amazing people that have joined us along the way. It's been an experience.
B-Minus is Marc Nordstrom, Aaron Farmer, AK Smith.
B-Minus presents 2009
B-Maze & MsMonster
Thanks to Brian Maze who is including Ms Monster in his 13 horror hosts book.
Stay tuned for final product.
Boiling Melons
Happy Hallows Eve my ghouls & goblins!
May yoru tricks be scream-worthy & you treats filled with gorey goodness
Sweet screamin!
MM
Paranormal
The movie was well done, a bit drawn out and nothing I haven't seen before but a solid experience.
You will enjoy it at home on DVD just the same so save yourself the $10 and wait for DVD, you aren't missing anything.
Stay horrified, tis the season after all!
Silent fall
Mirrors and streetlites
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Call For Designers
Help Ms Monster & her Monster Melons saved melons everywhere!
We need: Accessories, Outfits, art, installations
First up: Haute Couture Photo Shoot.
Next up: Bleeding Hearts Valentine's Day Monster of the Runway fashion show
We've got multiple Ms Monsters, art, jewelry, boobs, booze, monsters and a charity auction!
Help us promote you! Send in submissions and ideas to bleedinghearts@msmonster.com
dress.msmonster.com
Sweet screamin kiddies
Spontania Combustia
A new villain in Space Planetary Base Awesome by B-Minus productions & Those magnificent Bastards
The Baron
Filming B-Minus productions latest bout of ricockulousness at the armort in SF: SPACE PLANETARY BASE AWESOME
MINDS OF MADMEN ARTSHOW
Attn Wondercon Attendees! Get your comic drinkie on !
See you Friday at the BrickHouse Cafe (4 blocks from the Moscone)
for Comic Art by the creators of Ms. Monster, Hel on Ice & Space Planetary Base Awesome!
9PM - Happy Hour all night long.
Happy Birthday Darwin!
Ms Monster & the Melons screen
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS!
Feb 21st at 1PM
SF Public Library
Bad Science Film Festival
Come to the San Francisco Public Library for an afternoon of film
featuring wacky and weird scientific inaccuracies.
Check out the 1958 classic, Monster On Campus, starring Arthur Franz & Joanna Moore.
Directed by Jack Arnold, screenplay by David Duncan.
Join us as terror sweeps a college campus after the discovery of a prehistoric fish
that turns animals and humans that come in contact with it into bloodthirsty monsters.
Your Hostess for the event: Ms. Monster.
FROM THE DEPTHS OF HEL COMES THE BLUE-SKINNED, HALF-UNDEAD HORROR HOSTESS OF SHLOCK, MS. MONSTER!
THIS SAUCY MISTRESS OF MIDNITE REVELS IN THE RICOCKULOUSNESS OF HER MONSTER MELON CO-HOSTS, TIT & TAT. TOGETHER THE TRIO BRING GORE, TOONS, AND B MOVIE MAGIC TO DEATH ON THE LATE NITE HORROR VARIETY SHOW "HEL ON ICE".
MS MONSTER MADE HER FIST APPEARANCE IN 2003 IN THE COMIC BOOK COMPILATION ENTITLED "HEL ON ICE". THE ZOMBIE VIXEN CONTINUED ON TO HOST HER OWN CABLE ACCESS TV SHOW AND MAKE APPEARANCES AT CONVENTIONS, MOVIE WEEKENDS, RADIO SHOWS, ON FOX'S "THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT ELVIRA" & AT ANY & ALL BLOOD-RIDDEN, CAMP-FILLED EVENT TO BE DESTROYED.
GET YOUR GORE ON! www.msmonster.com
Norm Goldblatt was a favorite of late great Herb Caen. He has written
jokes for Jay Leno. You can see him in the clubs around the city and
in the South Bay where he’s a regular at Rooster T Feathers, The
Improv and the Punchline. He asks the audience to remember that his
science jokes are for everyone, not just geeks, and if you don’t get
them, you can take them home, work on them, and bring them back in
tomorrow- www.normgoldblatt.com
Michael Meehan is a San Francisco comedian / painter .Michael Meehan
has been seen recently with his two brothers on Last Comic Standing.
as well as the Late Late show with Craig Ferguson. Other credits
include Academy nominated film MILK, as well as numerous other film
roles. He has appeared on a dozen television comedy shows and
continues to perform around the country. Some of his work can be seen
on michaelmeehanart.com , as well as on meehanbrothers.com. Michael is
very excited about the San Francisco Public Library, and likes to read
often.
Actress, comedian and voice actor Gerri Lawlor is the co-creator,
along with Stephen Kearin and Marc Gimbel, of the fictitious Simlish
language used in The Sims.
As creator of Simlish, Lawlor was the voice of random Sims in The
Sims, The Sims Livin’ Large, The Sims: House Party, The Sims Makin’
Magic, The Sims 2 and The Sims Life Stories. In The Sims: Superstar,
she was the voice of the Sim Security. Lawlor was also a voice in
2003’s SimCity 4.
Her film work includes the improvised movies “Sucker Fish” and
“Security”. She was the voice of “The Bully” in the Annie
Award-winning animated short Hubert’s Brain. A gifted singer, Gerri
also performs with the vocal ensemble “Tonal Chaos” and the band “Sexy
Lilliputians” and often performs as the bell playing character “The
Piffy”. Lawlor is a Company Player at BATS Improv.
Nick Leonard performs stand up, improv and sketch comedy in the Bay
Area, around the US and the world including NYU and the Edinburgh
Fringe Festival. He co-founded with Larry Roberts the long running
“Qcomedy Showcase” at the San Francisco LGBT Center. He recently had
comic strips published in The Best Of Boy Trouble” volumes one and
two,and has performed excerpts from his solo show “I’m from Queens” at
the Marsh Theater, The Jon Sims Center For The Arts and the SF Solo
Festival. www.nickcomic.com
This program is held in the Koret Auditorium
Presented in partnership with Friends of the San Francisco Public Library.
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February 21, 2009
1:00 pm
Rest in Pieces Bay to Breakers
Bay to Breakers may you rest in pieces.
No floats? No public disorder?
ING Bay to Breakers was the one day of the year where the masses came together as one to celebrate. The energy in the air was scintillating, The diversity mind-boggling and the creativity astounding.
Faces beaming with delight, people in full-costumed-character, and everyone around you... a true neighbor as you pushed onward together. From water to bandaids to beer to the very gum in my mouth EVERYTHING was shared on this trek. It was a day the collective became conscious again in LIFE.
I mourned Halloween and now I mourn you B2B.
RIP
Ms Monster